An open letter to Ron Howard.

 

This is long overdue. Since the release of Arrested Development Season Four I have put together this humble blog documenting all the ways you have tried to control and manipulate me through the illegal collection and use of my personal information in your production. Consider this letter an open offer to account for your actions. You might as well get it over with because as you get older I will develop as both an artist as well as a leader of my people and if you refuse to make amends I will highlight your deeds for what they are. Your hitherto silence is actually an insult to my intelligence and is also disrespectful to the #craft.

I have gotten the feeling from the beginning that you were attempting to convince me that you were an incarnation of William James Sidis. Your apparent middle name of “William” as well as your connection to the Rosy Cross is a pretty good veneer but a veneer none the less. You are a clever magician but I can see through your tricks and being silent wont save you. Clearly you are entitled to your own beliefs but my Lord is Ptah, the Lord of Hosts and the G-d of Israel etc… To contextualize Your Sylvia is not my Sylvia; the world is wide and Elven is not unknown.”Robert William Chambers. Believe me when I say I don’t care about what a floodite keeps in their totem. I don’t care about your beliefs but the problem is that you are interfering with my life and I can prove it. My blog documents numerous times I have been subject to “happenings” and conspiracy for no good reason. My packages have been searched and intercepted; you have even surveilled my unwitting mother through all the various phone conversations with the name #Keith Reilly. This is not even to speak of the #pathwork surrounding your deeds and so you should know; this will not go away, I will not stop and you won’t get away with anything.

nicetryreilly

It is my personal philosophy that during the course of our own lifetime each of us will be faced with our own “grand defining moment”; that which is the sum total of our life’s work and stands as our personal reflection on the universe. If this is the path you have chosen then your fate is that of the serpent: “And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:” Genesis 3:14

When I noted that your official Imagine Entertainment website was under construction I simplified my search by directly searching for your email and noted you have a posted an advertisement seeking movie scripts… and Ron buddy, I have already told you if you want a hilarious script lets run with the Seinfeld pilot plot. You could play the guy who is sentenced to be my butler. Its a perfectly good idea from a pair of comedic geniuses. You and I both know that anything else you do would be a waste of everyone’s time.

~Starless